The Wallet Size Egg Chart

Yesterday, Boing Boing wrote a blurb about eggs distilling some important information from the New York Times. I'm a fan of eggs.

Working on the suggestion "Perhaps somebody will craft an attractively designed egg-shaped card suitable for lamination," I created this nifty little chart (PDF). It may not be egg shaped, but it is wallet sized. Enjoy.

Reactions to Eating York Peppermint Patties

First Peppermint Patty
Why is this so fucking good? I should eat these more often. Yorks are so my favorite candy. How come its been so long since I've had one of these? Mmmm. I feel completely justified buying an entire bag.

Second Peppermint Patty
This is starting to not be so delicious. Ok, I lied, its still delicious. But its very sweet, and making my mouth burn like peppermint.

Third Peppermint Patty
Too much sugar.

Fourth Peppermint Patty
Do I really want this? I think I feel sick. I... can't... finish... ah, hell, of course I can finish it. Ick. I never want to eat a peppermint patty again.

Matzah Is Delicious

This year there is a regional matzah shortage. The Manischewitz matzah factory down the street from me closed last year to make way for high rise condominiums, but the new factory in Newark wasn't finished in time, meaning there isn't enough matzah to go around. Apparently though, many people end up with a surplus of matzah. The flat bread practically keeps forever, but if you happen to be inclined to dispose of more quickly, check out the Matzah Song, 20 different uses for Matzah.